Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.
Q: What’s the difference between a police car and a hedgehog?
A: A hedgehog has its pricks on the outside. What did the bird say to the hedgehog? «Ya prick!»
Q: How do hedgehogs make love?
A: Very, very carefully!
Q: Why couldn’t the hedgehog wash his hair?
A: Because he’d left his head and shoulders on the road.