Life would be SO MUCH better with these people around all the time.
1. Whoever managed to get this
giant bag of Lucky Charms marshmallows
…so you can be their new best friend.
2. Whoever threw this party
…so you can have them plan your birthday.
3. Whoever this dog walker is
…so you can ask how he got so dang cool.
4. Whoever takes advantage of a heat wave like this
…so you can carpool with them.
5. Whoever this little girl that doesn’t trust monkeys is
…so you can ask her who won the staring contest.
6. Whoever did these hairstyles
…so you can get some ideas for your next haircut.
7. Whoever just had their ice cream stolen by a bird
…so you can tell them that, hey, at least they still have half.
8. Whoever’s grocery cart looks like this
…so you can invite yourself over for dinner.
9. Whoever this skateboarding professor is
…so you can get a degree in BEING RADICAL!
10. Whoever these kids are
…so that when they’re President, you can say you supported them from day one.
11. Whoever this kid getting eaten by a camel is
…so you can find out if he ever got his revenge.
12. Whoever baby Kim Jong-Il is
…so you can give thanks for the NEW dear leader.
13. Whoever just hit this milestone
…so you can congratulate him.
14. Whoever gave these out to trick-or-treaters
…so you can shake their hand on a prank well done.
15. Whoever is giving these out
…so you can, uh, nevermind.
16. Whoever loves Wendy’s this much
…so you can get their opinion on Arby’s.
17. Whoever has this great of a name
…so you can meet his parents and find out why they named him that.
18. Whoever dressed up as Hall & Oates
…so you can get some ideas for a Simon & Garfunkel costume.
19. Whoever owns this sweater
…so you can “borrow” it.
20. Whoever can name a song this easily
…so you can find out what that damn song is.
21. Whoever these basset hounds belong to
…so you can thank them for their gift to society.
22. Whoever is holding this fat cat
…so you can ask if it would be a good way to work out your biceps.
23. Whoever is bench pressing a goose
…so you can ask if that’s a better way to work out than lifting a fat cat.
24. Whoever lives here
…so you can ask them about their intense rivalry with neighboring town Hoagieville.
25. Whoever looks like Cartman
…so you can head on down to South Park.
to be continued… Part 2